Linux - Life is too short for reboots.

Free software for a free world.

In a world without fences we don't need WINDOWS and GATES.

The day Microsoft makes something that does not suck, is probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners.

The sticker on the side of the box said
"Supported Platforms: Win 95, Win NT 4.0 or better", so clearly Linux was a supported platform.

This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down: please reboot using Linux.

A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.

Software is like sex, it's better when it's free !!

Computers are like air conditioners -- they stop working properly if you open WINDOWS.

Blue Screens are LinuX Background only!

Your mouse has moved. Windows NT must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now [OK]?

Linux: because rebooting is for adding new hardware.

Linux: transforms your microcomputer into a workstation.
Windows NT: transforms your workstation into a microcomputer.

Failure ist not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft Product.